Ugly Cars

First things first, why do people buy ugly cars?

OK, I know that "beauty is in the eye of the beholder". But, honestly. Does ANYONE think that a Pontiac Aztec looks nice? Please, there is a point where a vehicle's "pratical-ness" cannot outweigh its "ugly-ness". Aztec. Case in point. And, no, getting it in yellow doesn't make it look any better.

How about the Honda Element? Uggh! Some designer is laughing his head off right now. Hey, all he had to do was create a plastic box, throw in some wheels, an engine and maybe a little bit of metal panels somewhere behind all the plastic, and people are buying the crap!

And don't even get me started on the Chevy Avalanche. If you want a truck, buy a freakin' truck. If you want an SUV....you get the point. The Avalanche is NOT the best of both worlds. In fact, it's probably the worst of both worlds. And, again, what the heck is the point of all that ugly plastic? Has plastic EVER looked good on a vehicle 10 years down the road? And how about the tailgate! Hey, if you're 7 feet tall, no problem! But for the rest of us, try throwing a bag of groceries in the back... Get hefting! Useless and ugly. And, still, people buy it! I will never understand some people.

Hey, all you Canadians buying up those dumb "Smart" cars. Have you people even put one bit of thought into the upcoming winter? It happens every year here, by the way. Snow. Ice. Slush. Your stupid little Smart car will be doing nothing but donuts every time you go somewhere. Hey, but don't worry! When you hit the ditch, I'll help you carry it back onto the road...

There. I think I've done enough to offend a variety of people. But, hey, it's still a free country. If you are allowed to buy this junk, I should be able to tell you that it sucks! Looking forward to hearing from you! :)