The 2 stall parker

Yeah. You know who you are. Lane stradlers. Chances are, you also hold up traffic by driving in the left lane, drive with your fog lights on 24/7 and like how the Aztec actually looks.

Yeah, I'm finally coming after you. Hey, if you're going to Zellars at 9pm on a weeknight, big deal! There's ample parking, and most people won't care that you're taking up two or more stalls. We're laughing at you, yes. But that is all.

However, its when you brainless, selfish pigs decide to take up multiple parking stalls during peak hours in packed parking lots. I don't care if this is only 10% of drivers. You 10% are driving the rest of us absolutely mad.

How hard is it, really, to hit that 10ft wide spot behind those two 6in lines? OK, some may be narrower than others. And, sure, maybe you drive a big truck. My answer to you? LEARN HOW TO DRIVE A TRUCK IF YOU WANT TO DRIVE A TRUCK. What really gets me is the little Toyota and Mazda drivers that can't fit their 3ft wide car into an 8ft wide spot! Yikes!

If your aim is that off, how can we trust you on the road? Am I safe driving in my lane beside you, or should I be worried that you might decide you need half of my lane all of a sudden?

Not only do these people have bad aim, most of them have really bad depth perception too! So now, we're taking up four stalls! Sometimes I wish I drove a butt-ugly little echo, or maybe a smart car or something. I would then park in the stall behind you and get my buddy to block you in from the other side... Then leave for a day or so....

Unfortunately, I have a life and must go on living it regardless of the fact that you don't know how to drive. Hey, those lines were painted for a reason. And, I hate to break it to you, but there are more drivers out there who might like to park too.

Oh, and if you come out and I've parked my beater smack up next to you? Yeah, hit it all you want. I'm laughing! Now go over to the passenger side and crawl across the seat to the driver's side and get your piece of junk out of the parking lot. Next time, think for a second before leaving your crap across multiple stalls.