As promised, the "LEFT LANE SQUATTERS"!!!

In my last post I promised to come after these particular drivers. Why have I waited so long to attack those who are the most common? Was it for dramatic effect? Was it for lack of material? Nay, it was but for lack of time! I am sorry for not addressing one of the most pressing issues in our modern driving world sooner. The left lane squatters! Otherwise known as the------ Oh, wait, this is dedicated to being a "family friendly" blog, I can't say that.

For this blog, they are to be known as the LLS's. If you feel the need to put different words to those letters, be my guest. Lousy Low-down Suckers, Lame Lazy So--- Anyways, YOU fill them in. I'm sure you have before.

Oh, and if you're reading this and thinking, "I can drive wherever I darn well please, you moron." I have three words for you. READ THE SIGNS. And I'm not just talking about the signs that drivers may be making at you as they pass you on your right. I'm talking about the big, black and white metal highway sign that reads in plain english, "SLOWER DRIVERS KEEP RIGHT" or maybe "LEFT LANE FOR PASSING ONLY". Whatever it says, most of us drivers actually get the point!

So what exactly are you thinking when you are putzing in that left lane? Are you thinking "Hahaha, I am an evil genius about to take over the world!", or maybe "Duh, am I out of Britain yet?" or how about "...........???????............"

Oh, sure, I know a lot of you are planning on turning left at some point, so might as well get over now, right? WRONG! Let me be the one to inform you that if your turn is more than 2 miles away (at highway speeds), you are allowed to remain in the right lane.

Oh, and hey, freeways within city limits are NO EXCEPTION TO THIS RULE. It's called common freakin' courtesy PEOPLE!

Really, what is there to say about these squatters? Besides the fact that they are in violation of traffic procedures? Or that they make this world a worse place? Or that they have their heads so far up their butts that they don't have a hope of realizing that there are other drivers on the road?

MOVE YOUR BUSTED-*** VEHICLE OVER AND STAY THERE!